Donate a salve to someone in need!

The Spork Witch

Take the Product Quiz, HERE To Match Products to Your Needs.

Worldwide Shipping Now Available!

Home
HELP ME FUND MY WHEELCHAIR 🫶
Take the Product Quiz to Find the Best Products For Your Needs
Catalog
5 Star Pain & Stress Relief Products
Fragrance Collection
Custom Orders
The Spork Stories- The Blog
My Art Story
More Spork Magick
Log in
Sign up

Home 1 › Products 2

Products

Filter by

Sort by

STFU Brain! Calm & Sleep Room Spray

1 review

Regular price $22.00 — Sold Out

STFU Brain! Calm & Sleep Salve

18 reviews

From $26.00

The Spork Witch Gift Card

2 reviews

From $15.00

Travel Pain Resolve Lotion Individual Bars

No reviews

Regular price $22.00

Whimsical Dragon Candle Snuffer

Regular price $38.00

Zodiac Mirrors

No reviews

Regular price $50.00

« Previous 1 2 3 4

Social Media

Follow on Tiktok
Follow on Instagram
Facebook Page
Facebook Group
Terms of Service
Refund policy

Be in the know

Promotions, new products and sales. Directly to your inbox.

Contact us

email: thesporkwitch@gmail.com

Payment icons

Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
Press the space key then arrow keys to make a selection.

★ Judge.me Reviews

Let customers speak for us

397 reviews

Write a review

99%

(393)

(4)

(1)

(0)

372

Perfume Potions

Krista

Love potions

They should be called love potions because I love them so much. The scents are beautiful and last! First day I wore it I got so many compliments. 10/10

Pain Resolve Topical Oil *RESTOCK 5/11*

Rebecca

Smooth and silky

I love this oil. I often layer it with the pain pain go away body butter. A few drops are all that's needed, it goes on easily and rubs in without a residue. It has a gentle scent and eases aches and pains.

STFU Brain Sleep & Calming Forbidden Whipped Cream

Eric Ruhnow

VERY pleasant surprise

I’m normally not one who can stand lotions and the like on their skin (either feels slimy or causes me to break out badly), but neither of these are the case with STFU. This stuff melts easily from the warmth of your skin and feels quite pleasant. The smell is rather mild, and brings to mind the mingling scents of what craft stores in the 80s smelt like (honestly don’t know how else to describe it). Now on to the important part, does it help the brain to STFU? For me, a resounding YES! I’m an overnight shift worker (12hr shifts for the past 24yrs) with homeschool kids in the house (living room is directly over master bedroom) and I’m getting the best sleep I’ve had since I was a kid. I’m falling asleep MUCH quicker, and having more relaxing sleep. I have neurogenic tremors, and the better quality sleep I’m getting using STFU has been a huge help to my overall health.

Nourishing Serum (Nourishing Night Oil)

Elizabeth Means

Give your skin some love

As I've "matured" I've had to switch up my mindset about facial care. "Never use oil on your face!" being one of the tenets of my adolescence. Well, as it so happens, my skin needs some kind of oil and care. This product is amazing!
Yes, it's an oil - move past that. It's got a dropper for application. So I can target specific zones that need love - and then allow the extra to hydrate the rest of my face and neck. At first I thought it was heavy - but it absorbs with such ease and is very easy to massage in. There's no greasy feel to my skin, there is just a softness and pliability that wasn't there a few minutes prior.
You have a pretty solid idea of what your skin needs. If you are seeking amazing nourishing, support of a small business, and clean and fresh ingredients - well, you've just ticked all the boxes. Check out the other products, and see what calls out to your skin.

"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

Emmet Lewy

Makes me feel safer in this world

I am absolutely obsessed with this stuff. Recently had an experience that taught me I should be carrying it with me on medical and other travel days to apply immediately during overwhelm. This is after I got some to help me contain my energy better while dealing with ableism and estrangement. This is among my top products along with the pain salve stick.

1 2 3